My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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