you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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