Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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