"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
