is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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