Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
My feet surprised me
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