can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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