I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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