I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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