Can Purell be used as lube?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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