Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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