Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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