im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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