I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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