That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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