Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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