Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I want to be your penis for a week.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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