Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
