have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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