Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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