bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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