i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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