Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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