You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Success! We fucked roommates!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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