google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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