I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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