i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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