i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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