I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I looked at my own cervix.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
