So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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