After last night, I could never be a politician.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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