how can u be prego again
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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