just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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