I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
