butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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