you traded sex for a burrito?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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