what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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