Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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