Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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