I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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