we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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