jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
is it fun? or sober?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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