she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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