Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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