You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
