Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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