OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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