found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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