Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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