do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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