i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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