I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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