that's an acceptable place to lick
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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